CAPYTAL MANAGEMENT · FUND NO. 1

Assets under composure.

The calmest fund on the street. No terminal, no risk committee, no morning call. One capybara in a suit, one orange, zero flinches.

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Capybara in a navy pinstripe suit, white shirt and tie, with an orange balanced on its head
The orange has never fallen Stay capy Stay capytalized He just didn't flinch
THE LORE

A letter to our holders.

Most funds write a letter every quarter. Ours has said the same thing since day one.

CAPYTAL MANAGEMENT PRIVATE & COMPOSED

Dear holders,

We run the calmest fund on the street. No Bloomberg terminal, no morning call, no risk committee. Just one capybara in a suit, sitting in a hot spring, with an orange on his head.

The orange is the whole strategy. As long as it doesn't fall off, the fund is fine. It has survived three crashes, two rug pulls, and one guy screaming "SELL" in the Telegram at 4am. The orange never moved.

Analysts have tried to reverse-engineer the edge. The answer is always the same: he just didn't flinch.

C. Capybara
Managing Partner, Capytal
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COMMUNITY RITUAL

The Orange Check.

Red day? Balance something on your head and post it. If it stays up, you're still holding. Best posts of the week make the Assets Under Composure board.

#OrangeCheck
1

Market goes red

Resist the urge to open the chart eleven times.

2

Balance something on your head

An orange is classic. A cat, a cup, a stack of receipts all count.

3

Post it. Stay seated.

If it didn't fall, neither did you.

FUND FACTS

The prospectus, abridged.

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$CAPYTAL
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